I was in an old Victorian house that was decorated for the holidays. There was a sofa pillow sized cockroach under the sofa. I wasn’t able to spray it, but instead had to use a sort of goo to lure it. The goo would do the trick, but once the roach flipped over to die, it was revealed that it was a turtle wearing a roach disguise. The turtle flipped back over and sauntered away.

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