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It’s 03:30 and we’re coming to you live from the Kalispell airport where there is only one passenger around.

Airport staff wander through this small regional airport discussing their pipes freezing, drinking too much, and the fact that this subzero weather still isn’t enough to chase off the Californians.

It seems that Californians, while loved by themselves, are putting a bad taste in the mouths of other western states. We’ve heard similar reports from locals in Washington, Oregon, and Colorado. While we’re unsure what California is doing to earn such a bad rap among these states, one might say that California is to the western U.S. what Ohio is to the eastern seaboard.

Stay tuned for more details on this breaking story.

Reporting live from Kalispell, MT, this is Exhaustion Jones for WWTF.