All-Star Special

Signs on the Waffle House restroom door read:

Restroom floor maybe wet

Use caution

They’re always wet

From mopped up puke and piss

The tweaker at the counter talks about fucking strippers

To the overwhelmed black waiter

Who is just trying to earn the demeaning dollar

An old man shuffles in and doesn’t want to wait so he shuffles off

Maybe off this mortal coil

I can’t blame him

Scattered brain chunks covering the Waffle House restroom floor

Use caution